Category: The Vampire Diaries

ICYMI: The Vampire Diaries Episode (4×11) Recap – “Catch Me If You Can”: “Well, would you like to hear me tell a joke?”

ICYMI: The Vampire Diaries Episode (4×11) Recap – “Catch Me If You Can”: “Well, would you like to hear me tell a joke?”

Previously on The Vampire Diaries… Damon acted like Molly Ringwald in 16 Candles, hoping Elena would show up at the lake house in a Corvette. Rebekah mean girled Elena, Stefan, and Caroline. Stefan got his heart-broken some more. Caroline is the worst best friend ever. Elena is secretly a bitch. Tyler grieved. Sheriff Forbes and the new […]

ICYMI: The Vampire Diaries Episode (4×10) Recap – “After School Special”

ICYMI: The Vampire Diaries Episode (4×10) Recap – “After School Special”

Previously on The Vampire Diaries… Tyler and the Hybrids decided to take out Klaus. Stefan and Caroline tried to stop him. Hayley played them all for fools. Shane, Bonnie, Elena, and Damon helped Jeremy deal with his “issues.” Damon evoked the sire bond for the first time, and cockblocked himself. Caroline dropped a bomb on Stefan. […]

ICYMI: The Vampire Diaries Episode 4×09 Review – “O Come, All Ye Faithful”

ICYMI: The Vampire Diaries Episode 4×09 Review – “O Come, All Ye Faithful”

Courtesy of Ian Smolderholic Previously on The Vampire Diaries… Elena is sired to Damon, but can now drink Capri Suns O’Blood. Salvatore Road Trip. Hayley betrayed Tyler for her Zombie parents.  Tyler is Alpha dog now. Can’t wait to see what Klaus thinks of this. Elena shocked Caroline and Bonnie with her true (sex) confession. Flashback Lexi […]

ICYMI: The Vampire Diaries Episode 4×09 Review – “O Come, All Ye Faithful”

ICYMI: The Vampire Diaries Episode 4×09 Review – “O Come, All Ye Faithful”

Courtesy of Ian Smolderholic Previously on The Vampire Diaries… Elena is sired to Damon, but can now drink Capri Suns O’Blood. Salvatore Road Trip. Hayley betrayed Tyler for her Zombie parents.  Tyler is Alpha dog now. Can’t wait to see what Klaus thinks of this. Elena shocked Caroline and Bonnie with her true (sex) confession. Flashback Lexi […]

ICYMI: “Can You Feel This?” : “The Vampire Diaries (4×08) Review – “We’ll Always Have Bourbon Street”

ICYMI: “Can You Feel This?” : “The Vampire Diaries (4×08) Review – “We’ll Always Have Bourbon Street”

Previously on The Vampire Diaries… DAMON AND ELENA DO THE NASTY! THAT IS ALL! (Just kidding) Stefan went psycho, but was hot doing it. Jeremy went psycho, and was hot doing it. Hotties in suits. Klauroline Evil Prof. Silas Shane Jeremy wants Elena dead. Hayley is conspiring with Prof. Shane. DAMON AND ELENA DO THE NASTY! Caroline and […]

The Vampire Diaries Episode (4×07) Recap – “My Brother’s Keeper”

The Vampire Diaries Episode (4×07) Recap – “My Brother’s Keeper”

 Previously on The Vampire Diaries… Elena dealt with a horrible murder hangover. Stefan discovered he isn’t Batman.  Caroline made a deal with the devil. Matt began his new career as the local Mystic Falls P.I. Prof. Shane showed he can always be even more creepy. Jeremy added to his tattoo. Hybrids are friends, too. Stefan and […]

“You’re a monster, Elena. You deserve to die.”: The Vampire Diaries Episode (4×06) Review – “We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes”

“You’re a monster, Elena. You deserve to die.”: The Vampire Diaries Episode (4×06) Review – “We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes”

Previously on The Vampire Diaries… Connor turned the Mystic Grill into the OK Corral. Stefan played everyone dirty for a good cause. Elena climbed on Damon like he was a stallion.  Matt moonlighted as MacGuyver. April’s noggin is made of swiss cheese.  Vampire Elena finally acting like the bad-ass vamp she’s supposed to be. Caroline showed […]

ICYMI: The Vampire Diaries “Killer” Review – “You say it’s complicated, but it’s not.”

ICYMI: The Vampire Diaries “Killer” Review – “You say it’s complicated, but it’s not.”

Previously on The Vampire Diaries… Klaus and Rebekah told Stefan some family bedtime stories. Elena learned to “Snatch, Feed, Erase.” Bonnie got hot for teacher. Damon & Elena got high,and dirty danced like it was 1999. Jeremy sketched a naked Connor’s tattoo. Connor and the Professor are in cahoots. The Cure for Vampirism is the new […]

ICYMI: The Vampire Diaries Episode (4×04) Recap – “The Five”: “It’s a High-Stakes, Dangerous Maneuver.”

ICYMI: The Vampire Diaries Episode (4×04) Recap – “The Five”: “It’s a High-Stakes, Dangerous Maneuver.”

Previously on The Vampire Diaries… Elena and Stefan spent some quality time in the woods. Damon spent time with people not named Stefan or Elena. Team work rocks! Connor “died.” Connor was saved by Klaus. Tyler’s one month stand showed up on his door step. Klaroline is ready to sail. Elena nearly killed Matt. Damon decided […]

ICYMI: The Vampire Diaries Episode (4×03) – “The Rager” Recap

ICYMI: The Vampire Diaries Episode (4×03) – “The Rager” Recap

Previously on The Vampire Diaries… Stefan’s bunny diet drove Elena to bulimia.  Damon and Elena shared bodily fluids. New hunter arrived with a bang, and reminded us that even memorial services are deadly. Matt and Elena shared bodily fluids.  Stefan realized everyone is making it with his girlfriend but him.  Tyler proved why he’s captain of […]